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Subject: Washington Post article Mensa Invitational
Subject: Mensa Invitational
Here are the winners of the Washington Post's annual Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which
